firetree.net It just struck me that Alan Rickman would have played Denethor much better than whoever it was in the Peter Jackson movie. That idea has opened the floodgates...
So without further ado
| Frodo Baggins | Johnny Depp |
| Samwise Gamgee | Christopher Biggins |
| Merry | Eddie Izzard |
| Pippin | Simon Pegg |
| Aragorn | Clint Eastwood (c. 1980) |
| Gandalf | Alec Guinness |
| Legolas | Paul Newman |
| Gimli | Meatloaf |
| Boromir | Mel Gibson |
| Bilbo Baggins | Christopher Walken |
| Tom Bombadil | Bill Bailey |
| Elrond | Tim Curry |
| Gollum | Richard O'Brien |
| Galadriel | Brigitte Nielsen |
| King Théoden | Brian Blessed |
| Grima Wormtongue | Rowan Atkinson |
| Éowyn | Sigourney Weaver |
| Saruman | Christopher Lee |
| Denethor | Alan Rickman |
| Faramir | Kurt Russell |
| Treebeard | Ernest Borgnine |
| The Witch King of Angmar | Rutger Hauer |
| Sauron | Laurence Olivier |
