Perhaps they have me mixed up with someone else?

We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half

of OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped

in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.

How can we say this with confidence? We've tracked click-thrus on your photo

and analyzed other people's reactions to you in QuickMatch and Quiver.

Your new elite status comes with one important privilege:

** You will now see more attractive people in your match results. **

You'll also be shown to more attractive people in their match results.

Suddenly, the world is your oyster.

And, no, we didn't just send this email to everyone on OkCupid. Go ask an ugly friend and see.

The bigger question is, why am I on OkCupid, given that I'm happily married? The answer is that I use it to stalk my single friends. Satisfied :)