Perhaps they have me mixed up with someone else?
We are very pleased to report that you are in the top halfof OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tippedin your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.
How can we say this with confidence? We've tracked click-thrus on your photoand analyzed other people's reactions to you in QuickMatch and Quiver.
Your new elite status comes with one important privilege:
** You will now see more attractive people in your match results. **
You'll also be shown to more attractive people in their match results.
Suddenly, the world is your oyster.
And, no, we didn't just send this email to everyone on OkCupid. Go ask an ugly friend and see.
The bigger question is, why am I on OkCupid, given that I'm happily married? The answer is that I use it to stalk my single friends. Satisfied :)